Friday, January 4, 2013

LIFE @ CORPORATE




CORPORATE








DaY StartS with Morning Greeting,
and an irritating Sound of Punching


Week starts with burning issues on Monday,
               And with Lazy mood of Sunday.

Work Pressure goes high till Wednesday,
      And E.Q goes balanced on Thursday.

Friday and Saturday comes with Holiday Planning,
Sunday night ends with heavy heart for nxt inning.

Whole day goes on with Full of Stress,
Corporate life is like a Game of Chess.

Here an Honest man is killed by top mgt.,
And Flattery man is reserved for top mgt.


Positivity, Satisfaction and Trust are characteristics of Ideal Corporate,
These all characteristics are nothing BUT illusion in life @ Corporate.














Friday, August 17, 2012

P.G - Paying Guest

                                      P.G - Paying Guest*

                                                       GUJARATI-ENGLISH mix


 Zoo na Bandh  panjara ni jem,
Bandh Room ma rehta Janavar atle P.G.



Je LIKE ane COMMENT ni nahi pan,
je LIVE IN THIS MOMENT ni bhasha samjave te P.G.



Je Photo SHARING ne badle,
Nasto SHARING karvani maja samjave  te P.G.



Jya Chotaraf Tangela kapda,
Dhobighaat ni yaad apave te jagya atle P.G.



Jya savar naa ek Missed Call mate,
Network Coverage ma rehva line lage te jagya atle P.G.



Jya APNE na naam na BOL BACHCHAN nahi pan,
Khara arth ma DOSTANA hoy te jagya atle P.G



Je THALI jeva khulla GHAR ni badle,
TIFFIN jeva Packed DABBA ma rehta sikhve te P.G.



Birthday party ma MASTI naam no VIRUS
je divas ne HANG kari de te Special Day ni yaad atle P.G.



Jya AANAND no INTERVAL na hoy ane,
Friendship nu ADVANCED BOOKING hoy te THEATER atle P.G.



* this post is applicable only for BOYS' P.G

By:- $@uRabh

Friday, July 13, 2012

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: MY LIFE

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: MY LIFE: During my childhood,like everybody  i was a KID,           there was no one to tell me ,"Wake up  SID"! I spent my school life...

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: My Paintings

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: My Paintings: Lord Jesus Christ katrina Kaif(Bollywood Actress) Lord Shiva Fire Painted by: S@urabh raval ...

My Paintings


Lord Jesus Christ


katrina Kaif(Bollywood Actress)

Lord Shiva
paintings
Fire















































Painted by: S@urabh raval

Monday, April 23, 2012

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: LOVE- different views

today,and tomorrow- S@urabh: LOVE- different views: L- Let O- Obtain V- Vibes of E- Emotion Its all about LOVE 1) Love is only there where th...

LOVE- different views





L- Let
O- Obtain
V- Vibes of
E- Emotion



Its all about LOVE


1) Love is only there where there is no Vanity.

2) Love is not Prohibition,
     but it is Liberation.

3)The one who defeat the love is the most happiest than the person who is disregarded by love.

4) Love is like a dream seen through closed eyes,but remember one thing that
    Dream seen through closed eyes presents d picture of Cripple and Blind man.
   
5) An ordinary man tries to stabilize his LOVELY  life by paying small installments of his
    memorable life.

6) Love is not a Long term liability,
    But its like a Share which comes with additional primium .




7)   IN GUJARATI   Je PREM ne hare che te aa jagat ne jeeti le che.


                              



           IF  you love someone  there is nothing,
           IF someone loves you there is something,But
            IF both of you loves eachother there is Everything





Saturday, April 21, 2012

Board Ni Exam hati




Amne to naanpan thi j Black-BOARD vishe khabar hati,
                     Pan aa BOARD Ni Exan ek navi j vaat hati.


Amara mate exam clear karvi e to ramat vaat hati,
   Pan amara maa-baap ne e vaat ma shankaa  hati.


Kalthi T.V bandh,ramvanu bandh avi charcha o chalti hati,
lage che mara  naanpan na shokshabha  ni aa  sharuaat hati.


Tution class ane paper solution pass thava mate ni guarantee hati,
                         pan amne to atlu badhu vanchvani aadat j naa hati.


Exam najik avta j IMP malvani ek alag j aaturtaa hati,
Time-table banavine divso count karvani pan ek ramuj hati.



Best of luck kehva mate amare tya mehmano ni bhid jamti hati,
         Sara shabdo ma disturb karvani aa koi navi reet janati hati.


Lal-peeda  dora ke Mandir-masjid java ma amne koi sharam avti naa hati,
       kem k pass thava mate ni aa koi shortcut tarkeeb maalum padti.


Have exam ma NAPASS  thavani beek naa hati,
pan Board naa "hau" thi NASIPASS thavani beek hati.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Politics- POLI tely sTICS to CORRUPTION

                                                                              P  of  Politics


Bhale  aave aa varse  Congress k  BJP,
    pan yaar have to amaru lohi naa    P.

Election  avta  j   bole  che  maaP  maaP,
pa6i  kahe che e badhu kari nakho  kaaP.

dhoda vastro pehrela aa che navyug na paaP,
       pa6i bhale ne hoy jammu, M.P.  k vaaP.

Rojgari, Suraksha  ane Vikas ni khatri che aaP,
aa varshe pan murkh banavse khota vachno aaP.


news vada kevi rite vadharse potani  TRP,
mudda ni vat 6odi baki badhu j nakhse chhaP.


Kon avse ane kon jase tene par che nazar chanPi,
                       are bhai tu e badhu 6od ane cha P.


Public aatanki-vad thi nahi pan neta-vad thi 6 kumPi,
India ne aagad lavvu hoy to aapne rehvu padse sanPi.




                                                                                                                   by: S@urabh raval

Thursday, July 28, 2011

today,and tomorrow: 21st century

today,and tomorrow: 21st century: "(language: gujarati-english) 21st century atle IN SIMPLE TERMINOLOGY it is 20+ aapni bhasa ma kahiye to facebook pa6i GOOGLE+. loko kah..."

21st century

(language: gujarati-english)

21st century atle IN SIMPLE TERMINOLOGY it is 20+
aapni bhasa ma kahiye to facebook pa6i GOOGLE+.

loko kahe 6 k bin laden to varsh ma ek var to aatanki humlo kare 6
pan aapna netao bhavvadhara ane kaubhand na naame roje-roj humla kare 6.

CORRUPTION ane TERRORISM ne nabud karvana apay 6 'VAYADA'
pan jo aa badhu bahar pade to 'teri bhi chup,meri bhi chup' na 6 'kayada'.

CRICKET ma sachin no score su thayo 6 te khabar 6
pan ZINDAGI ni CRICKET ma taro score su thayo 6 te khabar 6?

aapni yuva pedhi nu SINGHAM desh ne mahasatta to banavse
pan aapna SINGH-NA-AHAM thi aa desh ne kon bachavse?

manas aje manas mati ne thai gayo 6 machine,ane
narak na darvaje ubho ubho pu6e 6e MAY I COME IN?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Are women superior to men-DEBATE




women
Women are more intelligent than men. I cite the I.Q test score of a two year old British girl, Karina Oakley of Guildford, Surrey, near London, who has an IQ of 160 — the same as physics professor Stephen Hawking and Microsoft founder Bill Gates,
The youngest mathematics professor in the U.S.A is a 19 yr old woman.[4] A year ago, at 18 Alia Sabur was the youngest college professor in HISTORY.

Female supermodels make tremendous amounts of cash just for walking up and down the ramp, playing dress-up, selling their products and providing tabloids and newspapers with quotes

Women are intellectually superior to men (even though men are better at mathematical thinking). Women are good at multitasking, exchanging information, socialising/socializing; and absorbing information.

MEN

Men are better at survival tactics,. They constructed houses and weapons, while women only followed orders. A considerable amount of time has passed but women have not matched men in the fields of construction, civil engineering

Men perhaps because of testosterone are better leaders. Men trust men(comradeship), women trust men but women do not trust each-other(competition, resentment and the conflict between whether it is lady-like to be submissive or assertive) and men do not trust women for fear of competition or rejection.The concept of women being creators and men being destroyers is entirely cultural - the roles can easily be reversed, and women can easily be as brutal and violent as men at times.